woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW
The cheesecake one makes me laugh. Like wow, do you even fork? Pick that shit up.
POUND THE ALARM
so the gifset didn’t load correctly
woth the taste of your lops im on a rode
This made me freak out so much my whole body tensed up and I got a leg cramp
This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
you should be expecting that.
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY