fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

danbutt:

quality reporting

danbutt:

quality reporting

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

princeowl:

IM SO MAD BECAUSE THESE ARE REALLY GOOD MOVIES? THEY’RE REALLY INTERESTING AND CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL BUT THEY KEEP GIVIN THEM THESE AWFUL CLUNKY ASS TITLES. 

princeowl:

IM SO MAD BECAUSE THESE ARE REALLY GOOD MOVIES? THEY’RE REALLY INTERESTING AND CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL BUT THEY KEEP GIVIN THEM THESE AWFUL CLUNKY ASS TITLES. 

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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bokukkorisu:

thousandandrelativesunnyinspace:

bokukkorisu:

I have just realized

Tumblr is literally the sea

It’s huge

It’s blue

And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are

plus, I mean look at all the ships…

OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

mlpcosplaycollection:

Queen Chrysalis III by SewingInTheRain