It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
IM SO MAD BECAUSE THESE ARE REALLY GOOD MOVIES? THEY’RE REALLY INTERESTING AND CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL BUT THEY KEEP GIVIN THEM THESE AWFUL CLUNKY ASS TITLES.
john oliver is really not fucking around
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
I have just realized
Tumblr is literally the sea
And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are
plus, I mean look at all the ships…
OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE
OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success
driving past your old elementary school like